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iOS Launch • Q1 2026
Stop pretending you'll do it later.
Pretext tracks what you avoid, roasts your excuses with dry wit, and helps you decide if delay was actually worth it.
No streaksNo badgesNo fake positivity
6
sarcasm tones
6
languages
Core Philosophy
Clarity over motivation. Honesty over hustle.
Pretext was built for people tired of productivity theater. You do not need another app cheering you on. You need a mirror that calls the pattern clearly and calmly.
Mochi has opinions
Six moods. Zero filter. Your mascot reacts to your decisions with mild disbelief and on-device AI commentary.
What you get
Built for self-aware procrastinators.
Anti-Checklist
A daily confession board for the tasks you keep dodging. Check off what you actually did. Get a compliance score. No gold stars.
Sarcastic Mirror
Log what you avoided and why. Pretext reflects it back in one of six tones — from gentle to devastatingly deadpan.
Swipe Review
End-of-day card deck. Swipe through what you skipped. Faced it or avoided again. No judgment. Mostly.
Pattern Insights
Heatmap calendar, weekly delay receipts, monthly reports. Spot your avoidance loops before they spot you.
Graduation System
21 days of actually doing the thing? It graduates to the Hall of Mild Improvement. Relapse button included.
Local-Only Privacy
No accounts, no trackers, no cloud sync. Your avoidance history stays on-device. We do not want your data.
How it works
Simple flow. Sharp reflection.
Inside the app
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Add your procrastination-prone tasks to the confession board.
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Check off what you actually did. Skip what you didn't.
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Get a calm, sarcastic mirror line — in your preferred tone.
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End-of-day swipe review: faced it, or avoided again.
Launch roadmap
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Final testing and polish with early beta users.
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Mochi mascot content on TikTok and Instagram.
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Public App Store launch — coming soon.
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Post-launch tone packs, widgets, and community features.
No hype. No productivity cosplay.